Post by tiahna44 on Mar 26, 2007 0:36:19 GMT -8
I posted this on Simmers, so i thought yous could get a laugh out of it here too ;D
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Post some thoughts that you really cant figure out here. These are the ones ive been thinking about lately:
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Can you cry underwater?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
What shape is the sky?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care?
How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?
Why is there no pine nor apple in pineapple?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown or grey?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
How come they sell ROUND pizzas in SQUARE boxes?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
I hope you liked it ;D
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Post some thoughts that you really cant figure out here. These are the ones ive been thinking about lately:
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Can you cry underwater?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
What shape is the sky?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped??
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care?
How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?
Why is there no pine nor apple in pineapple?
Why do they put holes in crackers?
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?
Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing?
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of?
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown or grey?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
How come they sell ROUND pizzas in SQUARE boxes?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
I hope you liked it ;D
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